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BASKETBALL PARTY EIGHTEEN!

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BASKETBALL PARTY!BASKETBALL PARTY episode EIGHTEEN continues as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another. In our playoffs eve eve preview, we discuss the mystery of who the 8th seeds will be (now solved!), make our blind picks (subject to change), find out Mikhail Prokhorov has one more year before he has to give up bachelorhood, talk MVP yet again and then get on a tangent about the forever-controversial Chief Wahoo. He’s horrible, but so hard to quit.

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY (for now.) She is still looking for that youth Kyle Korver Atlanta Hawks jersey. Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY. She is anxiously awaiting how ZZ Top Pop’s playoff beard will get. You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.

BASKETBALL PARTY SEVENTEEN!

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BASKETBALL PARTY episode SEVENTEEN continues as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another. In a Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride of a episode, Kim inadvertently gives Derrick Rose body issues, we get deep into Tom Cruise’s newfound (or just newly publicized?) basketball fandom, talk NBA news events – Rondo, Copeland, Bhullar, and once again because we just can’t stop: we talk emojis.

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY (for now.) She wears sweatpants often, but knows not to holster a gun in them. Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY. She would willingly be carried out of a meeting by KG if she got too hot. You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.

 

BASKETBALL PARTY SIXTEEN!

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BASKETBALL PARTY episode SIXTEEN continues as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another. This episode, we talk KD’s loyalty, Metta World Peace’s world tour and how much we can’t stand fake retirement, a possible NCAA championship feminist takeover and Knicks playoff fever dreams, among other tangents.

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY (for now.) Meet her outside Lucas Oil Stadium if it’s Duke-Kentucky. Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY. Find her stalking trophies in any city she lives in. You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.

 

 

BASKETBALL PARTY FIFTEEN!

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BASKETBALL PARTY episode FIFTEEN celebrates its quinceañera as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another. This episode, we confront the behemoth and NBA palate cleanser that is March Madness, get into the treachery of being a female fan, and discuss how many manufactured storylines crop up right around now among some other sports-related tangents. Thanks for listening!

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY. OOOOOH OOOOOOH OOOOOOH UC! Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY. HOOSIERS! HOOSIERS! HOOSIERS! You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.

BASKETBALL PARTY FOURTEEN!

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BASKETBALL PARTY episode FOURTEEN is back after timeout as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another. This episode, we get into what is up with Amar’e Stoudemire’s wardrobe choices, which NBA stars would be great in musicals, champion the return of Craig Sager and brainstorm an excellent set of ideas that involve NBA siblings and American Gladiators, among other relevant topics. This all sounds like total nonsense, but it really worked out pretty well. Thanks for listening!

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY. She has searched for pieces of the AggroCrag on eBay before and probably will again. Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY. She is unafraid of temple guards and would absolutely school Olmec. You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.

 

BASKETBALL PARTY THIRTEEN!

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BASKETBALL PARTY episode thirteen enters its rebellious age as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another. This episode we can’t agree on anything, really, from Kevin Durant’s sassy comments to the press to the function of Twitter on #NBATradeDeadline day. We go long on what was one of the most insane ten minutes of trading in recent NBA memory, focusing on KG’s “homecoming” and the narrative arc of someone’s career, not to mention what wine baths are like in Dallas. BASKETBALL PARTY’s alright for fighting!

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY. She never thought she’d see the day that her Jerebko Pistons jersey went obsolete. Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY.  She wants to know when local spas will begin offering bourbon baths. You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.

BASKETBALL PARTY TWELVE! (TWEENS!)

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BASKETBALL PARTY episode twelve finishes off our tweendom as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another. This episode we discuss Kim’s major distaste for the act of subtweeting, how to repurpose the All Star Game so it fits our particular interests and needs, and the confrontational commentary style of Charles Barkley, among many other tangents including our future arena plans. Seeya in 2032.

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY. She would fail miserably at a literal Taco Bell Skills Challenge unless it involved picnics on a Taco Bell lawn. Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY.  Her favorite song to hear in a Taco Bell late at night is Extreme’s “More Than Words” and will lead a singalong if prompted. You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.

BASKETBALL PARTY ELEVEN!

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BASKETBALL PARTY episode ELEVEN returns from worldwide traveling as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another. In this back-to-an-hour-ish episode, we discuss Adam Silver’s proclivity toward chiaroscuro-based portraiture, ESPN making calls on whether or not you watch the Knicks or celebrity bowling, and how we will all deal with the possibility of Pop retiring. Spoiler alert: you are not allowed to cry. No one can cry. LAKER BROS FOREVER!

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY. She doesn’t consider Penn Station a total dealbreaker, but she respects someone who does. Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY.  She may look like Ilana to you, but she isn’t blowing any smoke into a file cabinet – she identifies with Abbi. You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.

BASKETBALL PARTY TEN!

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BASKETBALL PARTY!BASKETBALL PARTY episode TEN (double digits awww yeah) cements our status as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another. This episode, we discuss the slippery slope of NBA crossover promotions, from the Timberwolves’ HBO’s GIRLS-themed night to the Hawks’ Tinder Night. Our special guest and correspondent from the front lines of “Swipe Right Night” is writer Beca Grimm. We all take a deep dive into dating dudes while loving sports (or not, in Beca’s case) and whether or not Kim and I anticipate ever having to fly a controversial HOUSE DIVIDED FLAG in our futures. (Side note: housedividedflags.com does NOT rep Ohio State or Cincinnati. We remain confused.)

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY. Everything she ever wanted to know about sex she learned from Cam’Ron records. Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY.  She will fly that house divided flag, but she better be iced up, wifed up, knocked up, nah mean? You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.

BASKETBALL PARTY NINE!

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BASKETBALL PARTY episode nine is now live, don’t worry we still plan on functioning as the premier NBA podcast featuring two adult women talking to one another in 2015. We discuss everything around us changing – Cavs, Pistons, the polarizing idea of people with beards, just what is going on with Larry Sanders, and a very in-depth discussion on kinds of homemade booze and Fireball variants that can be found in the Midwest, in case you were curious about our offseason activities. FLAMETHROWER!

Erin M. Routson is an art director & freelance writer living in Brooklyn, NY. Despite what you may think, she does not want to be your Fireball friend even if she is. Follow her running commentary on Twitter @dietcokeforever.

Kim Huston is a copywriter based in Louisville, KY. She is your much classier bourbon friend who definitely knows what Pappy is, don’t step to her. You can attempt to follow her on Twitter @kimpossiblydire.